A Temporary Exorcism

Greetings, my bodily advanced companions. As some of you may have noticed, I have not been on the HPF recently, which I assure you is not due to my own death (which would be redundant) nor unwillingness to spend time with you fine and fantastically strange individuals (which is by no means the case). No, I am afraid my recent hiatus has been caused by technical issues which I am presently resolving. As this is the first opportunity I have had to get successfully on the site, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my absence and to explain that, sadly, I must continue to be almost completely unmanifested for an indeterminate time period. I will continue to communicate with the few of you with whom I have had the good fortune of having exchanged AIM addresses, and hopefully my computer will be satisfactorally operational quickly.

I will return as quickly as possible to possess, confuse, and, for you steel types, vore those of you who miss me. For those of you who would rather see me gone, enjoy your few remaining moments. I'll be back (as I always am) with a handful of wristwatches and a hat full of mischief (and teeth).

For now, peace out, Corporeals...

Kismet vi Librari