Red Army (DO NOT TRESSPASS)

Across a barren desolate land, barbed wire and scrap metal littered the sandy plains. Up ahead would be a large citadel, seemingly untouched by man for hundreds of years. Further inspection of the dusty war-torn grounds would reveal bones, and in some cases bodies, mummified by the hot desert climate, still held torn within thier death-throes.

((Is this pokemon specific or is this something completely original?))

Ancient steel creaks as a large rumbling emits from the earth. At first it would appear to be an earthquake, however soon an approaching cloud of dust would halt. All would be silent as a lone figure approached, draped from head to toe in desert wrap attire. "Surreal, I welcome you."

((My usual persona is actually Knallis. Considering this, I presume this is some sort of act of randomness.))

Surreal Serenity, a disembodied text bar that floated in mid air responded by producing the following word in midair under its username biology.

"wat."

The figure smirked, "I see..you haven't changed a bit. Still won't come here in person. No matter, you're messaging system will suffice. As you're aware, I'm building an army. I'd like you in it Surreal.""

The disembodied username made dots.

"I am Knallis' OP, so I think I'm already obligated to his army, the Red Dawn, dedicated to reforming humanity and pokemon principles so that both sides stop being retarded. We shall also usurp pepperidge farm and have gold fish crackers at infinitum."

"I understand." The figure would pull the cloak tightly to its frame and walk away from the floating Textbox.

And then everyone died, and there was much rejoicing.