Has anyone ever vored something IRL?

Hey! I want to see you with the fishy!

SK: I tried to dig it up on search engies, but most of the results I get are for bulk orders (1600 containers of the stuff). Somewhat more reasonable is this site, which allows for smaller orders (six jars at a time, which is probably a year's worth of the stuff).

http://ninesixusa.com/

These are, mind you, distributors, and may not allow you to order small scale packs of containers at a time. I've tried other specialty sites with no real luck either. I'd have hoped J-list or something like that would have them, but apparently no such luck.

oh! Ive seen those before!
but they didn't have the tube ones D:
and I've moved FAR away from the store... T_T

I only found the tube ones recently and I'm half-tempted to buy up some of the stock, except that even these have expiration dates... >.>

At the risk of being called a monster, these were my vore guests:



They're very pretty, yes? Felt wonderful in my mouth.

very pretty n.n you must take more pictures... preferably "in the act" n_n

Unfortunately, I only have two hands, and this is a very expensive camera that I wouldn't want to hold in any less than two! Unless someone volunteers to come up and take pictures, this is all you'll get for now.

aw... ;_; you're no fun.

Murrr it all sounds like fun ^^ but the only thing ive done close too RL vore is stick a hot dog up my rump and didnt take it back out....not too say it didnt come out the next day X3 Heh kinda tryed it when I was younger and experimenting And as for eating live things well im too nice too kill something, and not sure were I could buy something that I could swallow whole.

cute fishies! Id love to help take the pics but I live far away... D:

ah yes...the old "hot dog in the rump". I used to do it also! but I prefer to use rubber balls since they can get cleaned easier and you don't waste food. XP

well I also like experimenting...but one thing you should NEVER try is CV! it hurts way more than it feels good...especially when you need to go! D:

the vore that makes me most curious to try is UB...since its the only one I haven't tried and can never do... sometimes I wish I could change between sexes...or make a female clone of me...

I like real life CV or sounding as it's called. With practice I can get stuff around the size of pencils down there. And for me it's soo much more pleasurable than painful. You just have to know your limits.

Yes really, Zephyr, it sounds like you've never been pranked with the myriad videos of people shoving interesting things up there. There was an Indian kid last month who managed to get his pet fish so far up his penis that it became lodged in his bladder. He required surgery to get it out. He said that he went to pee with the fish in his hand and it just swam up there... we all know what really happened.

wow! no I haen't. link would be nice...

well Im just a noob, so I cant stick anything wider than a DS stylus without making it burn when I pee... Im guessing years of practice?

what about AV? whats the largest thing you tried?

oh and BTW, I prefer Zeph or Zephy

Zephyrnereus wrote: wow! no I haen't. link would be nice...

well Im just a noob, so I cant stick anything wider than a DS stylus without making it burn when I pee... Im guessing years of practice?

what about AV? whats the largest thing you tried?

oh and BTW, I prefer Zeph or Zephy

Ok Zeph, the guy to ask for personal experience is Roco, I don't do it because it does hurt like a bitch the first few times. I'd guess more weeks than years of practice, though. As for the videos, uh... I think two kids one sandbox is one, though honestly I've had better sense than to go looking for something like that. A certain picture called splittip may also help.

I post on 4chan... I can take on just about anything XP

Zephyrnereus wrote: wow! no I haen't. link would be nice...

well Im just a noob, so I cant stick anything wider than a DS stylus without making it burn when I pee... Im guessing years of practice?

what about AV? whats the largest thing you tried?

oh and BTW, I prefer Zeph or Zephy

Admittedly when I first started doing anything too big it did get painful when I peed but over time your urethra builds resistance. I myself have only been sounding for... maybe about since last summer? So about half a year of experience.

The largest thing I've tried AV wise? Hmm.... I guess it would have to be a certain kitchen thing that was like a tea dipper but it was a round orb with a chain attached (easy retrieval :3 ) so about... um... 3 inches I'm guessing? I'd say probably 2 if that actually. I don't know, we'll go with 2 and a half inches.

personally the best part I like about AV or just anal pleasure in general is the rush you get from the item squeezing it's way past the anal rings and finally just shooting into your colon from the anal ring's grip; the pleasure really comes, for me, from the relief of having the item finally get past your anus and rest in your colan. So make shift dildos never really did it for me as much as say that tea dipper and chain did.

O and you may wonder why CV (sounding) is pleasurable? Well, (again this is my own opinion, every one is different) for me when I masturbate the pleasure comes from a build up of pressure not just by the penis getting erect and blood circulating but from the pressure and build up of the cum. When I stick something down my penis it does feel interesting to have cool metal rub against my urethra but really what does it for me is that the rod blocks the cum and adds more pressure build up. I have, with smaller rod like objects, pawed off with them still inside and it's quite the experience. Other times I just sound and paw off normally which gives a great outcum because the cum comes harder than it would normally. (wow, used cum lots of times in the same sentance )

But yeah, that's just me and my perverted experimenting ways. X3

I didn't realize you were talking about anal stuff too, Zeph. I've a good deal of experience with that, from my fiancée's strap-ons to beads, a dildo, a screwdriver (!) and goldfish (!!). That last one was pretty cool

well for me, I got some experience myself. back in the old days (when I did it more frecuently) I was able to stick 4 fingers all the way to my knuckles (about 3 inches wide)...today I use my large bouncy rubber balls (the ones that you can get in one of those money machine things for 4 quarters) about 2 inches in diameter. the deepest would be 12 inches of some flexible tube. and the screwdriver is nothing. Ive done a vibrating razor! XP
still I wonder how it feels to have a fish in there...care to describe?

lol this chat is starting to get more perverted. but what can I say? Im a really curious guy! XD

Zephyrnereus wrote:still I wonder how it feels to have a fish in there...care to describe?

lol this chat is starting to get more perverted. but what can I say? Im a really curious guy! XD

This is nothing, wait until you ask people what the weirdest sexual thing they've ever done is.
So as for the fish, there are a few methods, depending on what you have. I did mine with goldfish, which are pretty small and relatively fragile, despite being able to live with their bodies chewed apart from their heads for a few minutes... don't ask me how I know that. I put a couple in a condom filled about 1/8 of the way with water. That's just enough water to cover the fish so they can breathe, but not enough to dampen their motions. All the air was squeezed out of the condom and it was tied off, leaving a 7-inch or so section with just a bit of water and a couple very confused fish.
You need to stretch before putting it in, otherwise the fish will have a hard time getting there. It won't swim up into what looks like a (brown) mouth by itself. You should insert the limp end of the condom with a finger or two, lubing as necessary. Then, gently squeeze the water and fish upward like squeezing icing or toothpaste out of a tube. Be gentle with the fish; it should be the water that's being squeezed, and the fish will swim with it. When it gets up to the anus, well, it depends how loose you are! If you're with a decent-sized (2-3") fish, you can just flick it or pinch its tail or squeeze it to get it up in there. If you're a tight guy (or girl, I have a whole other set of vagina instructions if anyone's interested, but I don't know if there are any girls on these forums), you'll want to spread yourself with two fingers while pushing the fish-water bulge up into yourself.
Play it right and the fish will squirm and flail for 5-10 minutes at least, and depending on how many/big the fish are, you'll feel something between "subtle throbbing" and "absolute piscovore pleasure." Finally, let me know if you're doing it, I'd love to hear how it goes and offer real-time advice if needed!

And again, let me know if you're a girl and would like to try, or if you'd like bareback instructions.

... Wow... long description. I'd... actually kinda like to try that... ^^;

Houndoomed wrote:... Wow... long description. I'd... actually kinda like to try that... ^^;

Yeah, I really don't want to monopolize the thread (you all must be sick of my avatar already), but I'm an engineer so I can give some really technical information if anyone wants it. Pedantically technical.

Houndoomed wrote:... Wow... long description. I'd... actually kinda like to try that... ^^;

you and me both. Average is desperately trying to get me to buy some fish and do it. Almost did one time but the store was out of feeder fish. Now I've just been to busy and preoccupied with other things.

that actually sound quite fun! but I dont have a place to keep the fish. and much less being able to do it since my parents are usually around...and I am usually busy with school and other stuff...

Zephyrnereus wrote:that actually sound quite fun! but I dont have a place to keep the fish. and much less being able to do it since my parents are usually around...and I am usually busy with school and other stuff...

You might be able to see in the picture, I put them in a small casserole dish in the sink with water dripping in. As for time, well, you can have a good time with them in an hour or so, then dump whatever you didn't use in the toilet, flush, and forget. Swallow them if you're adventurous.

ETA: A bit of advice for women, because I can. If you're worried about the fish getting lost in there (it won't), just grab a needle and thread. Pierce the fish just before the tail, tie the thread in a big loop, and keep one end firmly around your finger. It'll squirm more that way anyway.

aww poor fishies...I actually hate the idea of eating something alive...

now vore, thats a whole different story...
I myself am against digestion but sometimes I do it if the other wants and if its painless.
and besides, no one really dies...

As an aside, I'm going to France this weekend. The grocery store in my village has live trout. How would one ask to take them home alive, as opposed to all chopped up and gutted and dead? Hopefully one of you is well enough versed in grocery store protocol to help me out here.

Bring a cooler with water in it and tell the guy you need the practice of gutting fish and not to bother killing them. Works every time...

I once stuck a hamster in my mouth and got her halfway down my throat, but I had to let her back up because she wasn't mine. She was my sister's teacher's hamster, and I don't think she'd like having to pay for an animal that misteriously disappeared. That and IRL I'm a vegetarian, so I wouldn't have digested her anyway, even though she was a mean little tart.

Midi wrote:I once stuck a hamster in my mouth and got her halfway down my throat, but I had to let her back up because she wasn't mine. She was my sister's teacher's hamster, and I don't think she'd like having to pay for an animal that misteriously disappeared. That and IRL I'm a vegetarian, so I wouldn't have digested her anyway, even though she was a mean little tart.

That sounds pretty cool, but didn't it scratch you? How did it react to being put in your mouth?

Average wrote:

Midi wrote:I once stuck a hamster in my mouth and got her halfway down my throat, but I had to let her back up because she wasn't mine. She was my sister's teacher's hamster, and I don't think she'd like having to pay for an animal that misteriously disappeared. That and IRL I'm a vegetarian, so I wouldn't have digested her anyway, even though she was a mean little tart.

That sounds pretty cool, but didn't it scratch you? How did it react to being put in your mouth?

She bit and scratched at me when she was outside, but once I had her in, she calmed down fast. I guess she was saying she was sorry.

I hope you at least washed thoroughly after. Who knows what kinda diseases and such could happen if you did this. One always must remember that these kinda things can be health hazardous.

Of course I did. You think I'm that stupid? *this coming from a squirrel who litterally blew himself up once IRL*

Its hard to tell. You were stupid enough to put the thing in your mouth in the first place. Despite how they are filthy to beggin with.

I've swallowed something myself before, both live and non. The non thing was gummy worms, they gave me a lil indigestion but it felt pretty cool ^..^ The living thing i ate whole, and i kid you not on this, what a 5inch salamader/skink. It was long andslim and wriggled like mad X3 Oh and i did wash it first, no telling where its feeties have been ^..^;

Phoenix Ninetales wrote:Its hard to tell. You were stupid enough to put the thing in your mouth in the first place. Despite how they are filthy to beggin with.

OK, calm down before this gets outta paw. Don't want any flame wars now. Or do we? Mwehehehehehheheheh......

I'm not sure if this counts but I once found myself chewing my pillow at about 5:00 AM last night...

And to bump things again, I've recently talked with two guys who have put fish inside their penises. Yes, that's right! I'm not sure if I'd ever want to go that route, but at least there's proof of it being possible and, presumably, harmless.

I'm still trying to work up the courage to swallow a few at a time... I hear they vibrate inside your belly for many minutes.

Hummm... where should I begin?

Well I guess Ill start with Oral.
quarters, nickles, dimes, pennies (lots of them) enough to make a jingling sound when I moved around =3 (tried to swallow a half dollar but failed) uhm lots of marbles same effect as teh pennies (and also tried a jaw-breaker marble but failed...) beads on strings (did this alot), ear buds (from the I-pod), more beads, made a bead bracelet by swallowing a bead on a string then threading more beads down my throat then pulling it up... Crazy Bones , the guts of a non-toxic marker, spaghetti, other pasta, meatballs, ate a few bugs when I was a kid,jello, grapes, a grape on string to test digestion (didn't leave in in long enough for results), faild at whoppers (the malted milk ball thingys), about 3 magnet rocks (VERY BAD IDEA!!! made me sick and I missed an important test that I had to make up ), attempted to eat a hot-wheels car {fail},non-magnetic rocks (didn't make me sick), cotten balls, Q-tips, tissues, k'nex, bionical pieces (some were by accedent), and legos ,a key (ate that key a few times and lost it eventually...),ice cubes, oh oh and I ate a little plastic Clefary =3, and probably some more stuff that I cant remember at the moment XD.

Next up, AV
Socks, washcloths, toothbrush (didn't use it afterwords), flashlight, pencils (non-sharpend), the hot wheels car I couldn't swallow, other k'nex, the jaw-breaker marble, other crazy bones, a hairbrush (twisted it too much and it got stuck...twas a pain in the ass to pull out :3), a tooth brush holder with holes in the bottom filled my arce with water, icecubes, a makeshift dildo, beany babys and other plushies, some small bottles, cottenballs, q-tips, my cellphone (washed it off afterwords),book covers, my entire hand XP, and probably some other stuff I don't remember.

As for Cv I only have two things...
1 was a needle...didn't get it in all the way..
2 was a bunch of small K'nex and some bigger ones... wound up pushing then in realy far and I now know what to expect when I have a kidny stone...but did feel good pushing them in...just sucked HARD pulling them back out...stung when I pee'd for a while after that too DX

and well that's all I can think of now... hehe

Only things I've ever swallowed whole are peas and corn, but that was before I was vorish.

Sp 0-12 Zeta wrote:lots of vorish and naughty things

wow, that a lot! just curious, did the coins, marbles, and other non-organic stuff come out later? cause the jingling thing sounds fun! reminds me of that Family Guy show where Peter ate all those nickels... (you didnt go blind, did you?)

also, I've been practicing recently, and Im able to swallow a whole hot dog sausage...I later tried 2 (one after the other) but it gave me a slight bellyache the next day...

You should NEVER eat coins. People who are sick still handle money and the viruses from the flu and such will spread. You put that in your mouth and you potentially turn violently ill. Eating things that are handled by a lot of individuals is never a good idea. And no matter how thoroughly you clean it, you won't get every crevice and such...it's NOT a wise thing to do. Period.

Zephyrnereus wrote:
wow, that a lot! just curious, did the coins, marbles, and other non-organic stuff come out later? cause the jingling thing sounds fun! reminds me of that Family Guy show where Peter ate all those nickels... (you didnt go blind, did you?)

Hehe yeah didn't go blind though... well the penny marbles and stuff did

Silenrea wrote:You should NEVER eat coins. People who are sick still handle money and the viruses from the flu and such will spread. You put that in your mouth and you potentially turn violently ill. Eating things that are handled by a lot of individuals is never a good idea. And no matter how thoroughly you clean it, you won't get every crevice and such...it's NOT a wise thing to do. Period.

I know I know...

Ive done AV and OV. The biggest thing i did was a baby chick. but to be save we snapped it before i swollen it so it could not try to scratch on its way down (take a long time to stop moving to once it neck is snaped.)

The biggest AV was a ball that i left in there over night.

i have only swallowed " haribo goldbears

sometimes " nougat bits " but i never wanted to swallow then, that hurts much, its only when i eat too fast^^