Has anyone ever vored something IRL?

I know it may sound a bit weird but has anyone gotten curiosity of voring something because of this fetish? I have to admit that I have eaten pasta, jello, and even a tiny carrot! and I have to say that it feels awesome! XP

0.o Do you mean like, just swallow it with out chewin? I'd think thats a bit dangerous, cuzz we can like... choke >.<

i haven't swallowed things without chewing....
but i know a vids of girls swallowing

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=682tetJ9kps
long balloon

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=apYEjsqe_NQ
baby mouse

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=8xkeQQM-WU4
little man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z03pnno6Zrs&feature=related
goldfish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRx5QFOXIkA&feature=related
gummy spider

Woah, that balloon one is freaky! 0.0

without chewing. the easiest to swallow is the pasta, since its small, and the most fun to be jello since you can feel it jiggle down ^_^. don't try the carrots though, they hurt a bit...

All it takes is practice, I use the old sword swallowing trick. Bending a wire coat hanger into phallic like shape. The smooth part not the sharp end, that helps to reduce the gag reflex. I've swallowed lots of things, including feeder mice. Don't recommend the feeder mice, they tend to bite and claw.

two things i gotta say, "wow!" and "ouch..."

can you eat balloons like the girl in the video?
do you have any tips and techniques for beginners? :3

SK wrote:All it takes is practice, I use the old sword swallowing trick. Bending a wire coat hanger into phallic like shape. The smooth part not the sharp end, that helps to reduce the gag reflex. I've swallowed lots of things, including feeder mice. Don't recommend the feeder mice, they tend to bite and claw.

you've eatin feeder mice? I know they always get eatin some how but dont you think that a bit cruel?

I think the balloon is a bad idea. A huge choking hazard. but i would lie, I had a dream about eating mice OoO

Some advice for a newbie, don't eat the mice. It hurts more than it feels good. Soon as I get a camera I'll show you how to bend a coat hanger just right. Start out very small, and never swallow things whole while you are alone. Have somebody there to do the choking thing to you.

i don't want to try things like that... but i often swallow big chuncks of food like meatballs

I've taken to gulping some particular foods as of late (a weird sort of jelly snack that comes out whole from a tube--great for a few steady swallows).

Balloon vid was definitely worth a few o.o though.

I need a name of this jelly stuff, I want to try that.

now I've done experimenting but... well not on oral vore I can say that. I eat food but I've never really thought about eating food hole... or a living rat for that matter! o.o

...I wont say that it doesn't sound a bit... interesting though *blush*

But SK when you get that Video made, make a link. I'll give it a try just for kicks.

There's several varieties, SK. The one I eat is the rather depressingly generically named "Jelly Straws" or "Assorted Jelly Sticks" (the tin and the individual tubes differ). These are about 15cm in length and are about 1 to 1.5cm across, and hold their shape very well despite actually being rather amorphous. Most of these are usually fruit flavored and tend to be found in Asian markets (where I found mine). Four dollars or so gets you a jar with about a hundred such pieces.

I'm not sure if they can be ordered in individual jars online--I mostly find bulk sales of these online.

Eh, I've never really tried anything. Except for trying to swallow large chunks of bread, I suppose. ^^

ARG! I live in Montana so I have no Asian market! The idea of foreign food markets is Chinese take out, or Mongolian for some reason. Where can I find this stuff online? I suck at search engines.

I've done it with goldfish. It's great just to hold them in your mouth, pressed against your teeth, and feel them squirm. Mmm... fish can go all over, not just in your mouth, but it is a guilty pleasure of mine. That and the fact that they're only ten cents each!

X3 I have to say, this fish idea of yours is really quite the arousing idea. We must talk more about how you go about doing this as I may want to... try my hand at it *blush*

wait...as in you swallowed you fish or just hold it in your mouth?
I got to admit that holding it sounds interesting...
but I would never swallow a fish whole! poor fishy! (I mean I WOULD try it, but only if it doesn't kill it...) D:

Roco wrote:X3 I have to say, this fish idea of yours is really quite the arousing idea. We must talk more about how you go about doing this as I may want to... try my hand at it *blush*

Yes, I'd definitely love to talk about it

Zephyrnereus wrote:wait...as in you swallowed you fish or just hold it in your mouth?
I got to admit that holding it sounds interesting...
but I would never swallow a fish whole! poor fishy! (I mean I WOULD try it, but only if it doesn't kill it...) D:

I've only put it in my mouth, though I know people who've swallowed and that's a lot of fun, too. The ones I put in my mouth generally live through it. You can even save them for later and play again.

Average wrote:I've only put it in my mouth, though I know people who've swallowed and that's a lot of fun, too. The ones I put in my mouth generally live through it. You can even save them for later and play again.

well, as long as they dont die...still, it sounds fun! X3

I've actually got some goldfish chilling in my sink right now... played with them last night! It's as nice as I remember, though once the orgasm is over and you're not horny anymore, all you'll be thinking is "Eww! Need to brush my teeth NOW!"

What should I do with the remaining few? Anything you'd like pictures of?

lol XD
maybe a pic of the goldfish just chillin' in your mouth XP

Zephyrnereus wrote:lol XD
maybe a pic of the goldfish just chillin' in your mouth XP

Heh, I'd love to, but I wouldn't be able to, as they tend to leap out if you open for too long.

Edit: hurry up guys, they're not going to last forever.

Double edit: You're all too late! I'm taking a shower with them, and none of you get to see me naked!

Hey! I want to see you with the fishy!

SK: I tried to dig it up on search engies, but most of the results I get are for bulk orders (1600 containers of the stuff). Somewhat more reasonable is this site, which allows for smaller orders (six jars at a time, which is probably a year's worth of the stuff).

http://ninesixusa.com/

These are, mind you, distributors, and may not allow you to order small scale packs of containers at a time. I've tried other specialty sites with no real luck either. I'd have hoped J-list or something like that would have them, but apparently no such luck.

oh! Ive seen those before!
but they didn't have the tube ones D:
and I've moved FAR away from the store... T_T

I only found the tube ones recently and I'm half-tempted to buy up some of the stock, except that even these have expiration dates... >.>

At the risk of being called a monster, these were my vore guests:



They're very pretty, yes? Felt wonderful in my mouth.

very pretty n.n you must take more pictures... preferably "in the act" n_n

Unfortunately, I only have two hands, and this is a very expensive camera that I wouldn't want to hold in any less than two! Unless someone volunteers to come up and take pictures, this is all you'll get for now.

aw... ;_; you're no fun.

Murrr it all sounds like fun ^^ but the only thing ive done close too RL vore is stick a hot dog up my rump and didnt take it back out....not too say it didnt come out the next day X3 Heh kinda tryed it when I was younger and experimenting And as for eating live things well im too nice too kill something, and not sure were I could buy something that I could swallow whole.

cute fishies! Id love to help take the pics but I live far away... D:

ah yes...the old "hot dog in the rump". I used to do it also! but I prefer to use rubber balls since they can get cleaned easier and you don't waste food. XP

well I also like experimenting...but one thing you should NEVER try is CV! it hurts way more than it feels good...especially when you need to go! D:

the vore that makes me most curious to try is UB...since its the only one I haven't tried and can never do... sometimes I wish I could change between sexes...or make a female clone of me...

I like real life CV or sounding as it's called. With practice I can get stuff around the size of pencils down there. And for me it's soo much more pleasurable than painful. You just have to know your limits.

Yes really, Zephyr, it sounds like you've never been pranked with the myriad videos of people shoving interesting things up there. There was an Indian kid last month who managed to get his pet fish so far up his penis that it became lodged in his bladder. He required surgery to get it out. He said that he went to pee with the fish in his hand and it just swam up there... we all know what really happened.

wow! no I haen't. link would be nice...

well Im just a noob, so I cant stick anything wider than a DS stylus without making it burn when I pee... Im guessing years of practice?

what about AV? whats the largest thing you tried?

oh and BTW, I prefer Zeph or Zephy

Zephyrnereus wrote: wow! no I haen't. link would be nice...

well Im just a noob, so I cant stick anything wider than a DS stylus without making it burn when I pee... Im guessing years of practice?

what about AV? whats the largest thing you tried?

oh and BTW, I prefer Zeph or Zephy

Ok Zeph, the guy to ask for personal experience is Roco, I don't do it because it does hurt like a bitch the first few times. I'd guess more weeks than years of practice, though. As for the videos, uh... I think two kids one sandbox is one, though honestly I've had better sense than to go looking for something like that. A certain picture called splittip may also help.

I post on 4chan... I can take on just about anything XP

Zephyrnereus wrote: wow! no I haen't. link would be nice...

well Im just a noob, so I cant stick anything wider than a DS stylus without making it burn when I pee... Im guessing years of practice?

what about AV? whats the largest thing you tried?

oh and BTW, I prefer Zeph or Zephy

Admittedly when I first started doing anything too big it did get painful when I peed but over time your urethra builds resistance. I myself have only been sounding for... maybe about since last summer? So about half a year of experience.

The largest thing I've tried AV wise? Hmm.... I guess it would have to be a certain kitchen thing that was like a tea dipper but it was a round orb with a chain attached (easy retrieval :3 ) so about... um... 3 inches I'm guessing? I'd say probably 2 if that actually. I don't know, we'll go with 2 and a half inches.

personally the best part I like about AV or just anal pleasure in general is the rush you get from the item squeezing it's way past the anal rings and finally just shooting into your colon from the anal ring's grip; the pleasure really comes, for me, from the relief of having the item finally get past your anus and rest in your colan. So make shift dildos never really did it for me as much as say that tea dipper and chain did.

O and you may wonder why CV (sounding) is pleasurable? Well, (again this is my own opinion, every one is different) for me when I masturbate the pleasure comes from a build up of pressure not just by the penis getting erect and blood circulating but from the pressure and build up of the cum. When I stick something down my penis it does feel interesting to have cool metal rub against my urethra but really what does it for me is that the rod blocks the cum and adds more pressure build up. I have, with smaller rod like objects, pawed off with them still inside and it's quite the experience. Other times I just sound and paw off normally which gives a great outcum because the cum comes harder than it would normally. (wow, used cum lots of times in the same sentance )

But yeah, that's just me and my perverted experimenting ways. X3

I didn't realize you were talking about anal stuff too, Zeph. I've a good deal of experience with that, from my fiancée's strap-ons to beads, a dildo, a screwdriver (!) and goldfish (!!). That last one was pretty cool

well for me, I got some experience myself. back in the old days (when I did it more frecuently) I was able to stick 4 fingers all the way to my knuckles (about 3 inches wide)...today I use my large bouncy rubber balls (the ones that you can get in one of those money machine things for 4 quarters) about 2 inches in diameter. the deepest would be 12 inches of some flexible tube. and the screwdriver is nothing. Ive done a vibrating razor! XP
still I wonder how it feels to have a fish in there...care to describe?

lol this chat is starting to get more perverted. but what can I say? Im a really curious guy! XD

Zephyrnereus wrote:still I wonder how it feels to have a fish in there...care to describe?

lol this chat is starting to get more perverted. but what can I say? Im a really curious guy! XD

This is nothing, wait until you ask people what the weirdest sexual thing they've ever done is.
So as for the fish, there are a few methods, depending on what you have. I did mine with goldfish, which are pretty small and relatively fragile, despite being able to live with their bodies chewed apart from their heads for a few minutes... don't ask me how I know that. I put a couple in a condom filled about 1/8 of the way with water. That's just enough water to cover the fish so they can breathe, but not enough to dampen their motions. All the air was squeezed out of the condom and it was tied off, leaving a 7-inch or so section with just a bit of water and a couple very confused fish.
You need to stretch before putting it in, otherwise the fish will have a hard time getting there. It won't swim up into what looks like a (brown) mouth by itself. You should insert the limp end of the condom with a finger or two, lubing as necessary. Then, gently squeeze the water and fish upward like squeezing icing or toothpaste out of a tube. Be gentle with the fish; it should be the water that's being squeezed, and the fish will swim with it. When it gets up to the anus, well, it depends how loose you are! If you're with a decent-sized (2-3") fish, you can just flick it or pinch its tail or squeeze it to get it up in there. If you're a tight guy (or girl, I have a whole other set of vagina instructions if anyone's interested, but I don't know if there are any girls on these forums), you'll want to spread yourself with two fingers while pushing the fish-water bulge up into yourself.
Play it right and the fish will squirm and flail for 5-10 minutes at least, and depending on how many/big the fish are, you'll feel something between "subtle throbbing" and "absolute piscovore pleasure." Finally, let me know if you're doing it, I'd love to hear how it goes and offer real-time advice if needed!

And again, let me know if you're a girl and would like to try, or if you'd like bareback instructions.

... Wow... long description. I'd... actually kinda like to try that... ^^;

Houndoomed wrote:... Wow... long description. I'd... actually kinda like to try that... ^^;

Yeah, I really don't want to monopolize the thread (you all must be sick of my avatar already), but I'm an engineer so I can give some really technical information if anyone wants it. Pedantically technical.

Houndoomed wrote:... Wow... long description. I'd... actually kinda like to try that... ^^;

you and me both. Average is desperately trying to get me to buy some fish and do it. Almost did one time but the store was out of feeder fish. Now I've just been to busy and preoccupied with other things.

that actually sound quite fun! but I dont have a place to keep the fish. and much less being able to do it since my parents are usually around...and I am usually busy with school and other stuff...

Zephyrnereus wrote:that actually sound quite fun! but I dont have a place to keep the fish. and much less being able to do it since my parents are usually around...and I am usually busy with school and other stuff...

You might be able to see in the picture, I put them in a small casserole dish in the sink with water dripping in. As for time, well, you can have a good time with them in an hour or so, then dump whatever you didn't use in the toilet, flush, and forget. Swallow them if you're adventurous.

ETA: A bit of advice for women, because I can. If you're worried about the fish getting lost in there (it won't), just grab a needle and thread. Pierce the fish just before the tail, tie the thread in a big loop, and keep one end firmly around your finger. It'll squirm more that way anyway.

aww poor fishies...I actually hate the idea of eating something alive...

now vore, thats a whole different story...
I myself am against digestion but sometimes I do it if the other wants and if its painless.
and besides, no one really dies...