Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole

Going for more spiky pokémon, I don't think Spike is edible (without his permision), and if anyone could stand the pain of swallowing a thistle/stinging nettle he could just grow a root from their mouth and teleport out again.

A Pokemon you shouldn't try eat without permission is ME.

All jokes aside, I think Tentacruel would be a really bad idea. Not only that sharp thing at the front...but all those tentacles are able to paralyse, according to what I have read.

Another Pokémon you shouldn't eat is me. ;3

Seriously. Which Pokémon on this forum is big enough without god-modding, is big enough to down a Milotic. Also, you shouldn't try to consume ANY electric Pokémon; seriously.. Your esophagus is doused with saliva, a perfect conductor of electricity; that's just adding insult to injury. I'd also say Pokémon like Absol.

I could eat you if I suddenly grew like I once accidentally did to Zephy. He was a titan for a little while. But why would I eat you when I can snuggle you? X3

I have always said Absol is one very hard to eat. Except for Cirro (an Absol character of mine) whom has a very weak blade that could be broken easily. It's...brittle. I didn't actually make Cirro, someone else did. I already had an Absol character and she's the opposite to Cirro.

Here's a Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole. Arceus. Because he'd extinguish your existence for trying. o.o

Mew and ditto,because they can transform into ANY POKEMON,so i'd stay away from them unless u like being tortured by them transforming into pokemon that can kill u

Silenrea wrote:I could eat you if I suddenly grew like I once accidentally did to Zephy. He was a titan for a little while. But why would I eat you when I can snuggle you? X3

I have always said Absol is one very hard to eat. Except for Cirro (an Absol character of mine) whom has a very weak blade that could be broken easily. It's...brittle. I didn't actually make Cirro, someone else did. I already had an Absol character and she's the opposite to Cirro.

Here's a Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole. Arceus. Because he'd extinguish your existence for trying. o.o

*whimpers and trembles* Why you want to bweak my horn? That's not nice...

Maybe I just won't warn you about any more disasters...

Fire types, electric types and pokemon with horns (like Lucario and Beedrill).

(but you can nom me anytime you want :3 )

TheFurryFromTheDark wrote:Fire types, electric types and pokemon with horns (like Lucario and Beedrill).

(but you can nom me anytime you want :3 )

Are buttnoms okay?

Eclipse wrote:Are buttnoms okay?

*points to the board title*

1) This board is for "oral vore" only (so no anal vore here)
2) I'm not into anal vore :3

Eclipse wrote:

Silenrea wrote:I could eat you if I suddenly grew like I once accidentally did to Zephy. He was a titan for a little while. But why would I eat you when I can snuggle you? X3

I have always said Absol is one very hard to eat. Except for Cirro (an Absol character of mine) whom has a very weak blade that could be broken easily. It's...brittle. I didn't actually make Cirro, someone else did. I already had an Absol character and she's the opposite to Cirro.

Here's a Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole. Arceus. Because he'd extinguish your existence for trying. o.o

*whimpers and trembles* Why you want to bweak my horn? That's not nice...

Maybe I just won't warn you about any more disasters...

*Sighs and points to her post.* I said MY other character called Cirro has a weak blade which is brittle and easily breaks, not you. Please read every detail instead of skimming. v.v

Drifloon would be a bad one to eat. Aftermath might hurt...

ZEROX321 wrote:Mew and ditto,because they can transform into ANY POKEMON,so i'd stay away from them unless u like being tortured by them transforming into pokemon that can kill u

Technically Ditto is only able to transform into a Pokemon they can see in front of them. Mew, however, does not have to be able to see the Pokemon.

Silenrea wrote:

Eclipse wrote:

Silenrea wrote:I could eat you if I suddenly grew like I once accidentally did to Zephy. He was a titan for a little while. But why would I eat you when I can snuggle you? X3

I have always said Absol is one very hard to eat. Except for Cirro (an Absol character of mine) whom has a very weak blade that could be broken easily. It's...brittle. I didn't actually make Cirro, someone else did. I already had an Absol character and she's the opposite to Cirro.

Here's a Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole. Arceus. Because he'd extinguish your existence for trying. o.o

*whimpers and trembles* Why you want to bweak my horn? That's not nice...

Maybe I just won't warn you about any more disasters...

*Sighs and points to her post.* I said MY other character called Cirro has a weak blade which is brittle and easily breaks, not you. Please read every detail instead of skimming. v.v

Drifloon would be a bad one to eat. Aftermath might hurt...

I know what you said. But why would you want an Absol's horn to break? It's part of us...

Since when did I say I wanted it to break either? I said that the only way it would be possible to devour an Absol with a normal blade on the head would be to remove it.

Silenrea wrote:Since when did I say I wanted it to break either? I said that the only way it would be possible to devour an Absol with a normal blade on the head would be to remove it.

You created an Absol with a brittle, breakable horn... but you don't want it to break? Then why make it brittle.

I'm not trying to throw hate on you. It just... doesn't seem to add up, hun.

I never made the character. Someone else didn't want it along with many other characters. He actually created it based off my Absol character but as an opposite to it. My one can stretch to hold prey inside. Cirro couldn't. My one's blades were able to cut anything and were stronger and a little larger. Cirro's were brittle. My Absol can speak English. Cirro cannot and it is not even able to be understood by Pokemon.

See, I didn't create it...I adopted the character.

Silenrea wrote:I never made the character. Someone else didn't want it along with many other characters. He actually created it based off my Absol character but as an opposite to it. My one can stretch to hold prey inside. Cirro couldn't. My one's blades were able to cut anything and were stronger and a little larger. Cirro's were brittle. My Absol can speak English. Cirro cannot and it is not even able to be understood by Pokemon.

See, I didn't create it...I adopted the character.

that changes things. gotcha

Oh I see

Hmm... I feel like a Raichu's tailblade could do a lot of damage, so I wouldn't eat that. I also think umbreon shouldn't be eaten, but that's just me (Hug Kagai) It's alright, nobody is gonna eat you... outside of an RP, that is. (Grin)

I didn't think the tail on a Raichu was a blade...but if Iron Tail was used...that would be a nasty thing definitely.

Chatot. Not because it's dangerous...but because it can be annoying as hell.

Hehe... I agree with the chatot. Though, I did always see Raichu's tail tip as being a blade... I dunno... it gives off the impression Raichu is more of a mutated pikachu and metallic tail tip seems mutant enough. More powerful, too. My opinion, though.

Since nobody can prove it isn't a dangerous blade, aside from those that designed the Pokemon, it can be whatever you want it to be. And even if they do say it's not a blade...you can just err...ignore them. o.o

Naw, I would have Raichu poke the designers in the stomach with the blade until they understand that it's really a blade and makes it official. Any way is as good as any other one.

On the topic though, I wouldn't eat a Gastly... whole or anything... I mean... who know what they are made of?

Gas, according to the Pokedex. XD

Kabutops...that is a Pokemon you are just ASKING for trouble if you down it whole.

Silenrea wrote:Gas, according to the Pokedex. XD

Or ectoplasm. 'Cause, y'know, ghosts are ALWAYS made of ectoplasm. =P

yep,is it because of the blades that you shouldn't eat kabutops?

Charem wrote:

Silenrea wrote:Gas, according to the Pokedex. XD

Or ectoplasm. 'Cause, y'know, ghosts are ALWAYS made of ectoplasm. =P

Possibly...something has to be there to keep the ghost together, can't be merely living gas. Err...can it? o.o

Well, when there's a pokemon make out of rock...

I'd go with the Legendaries. :3
There's a reason they're called legends.. >.>

Not sure if anyone has said Quilfish, but it could puff up fully as you are eating it and your throat gets obstructed and then you can't breathe. Since the spikes would lodge it firmly in place.

mine would have to be bronzor/bronzong

Anything that can go BOOM is bad.

(Hug Electrode) It's alright... I still like you... (Eat)

... (Go boom)

*Giggles.*

Another would be Nidoran, the poison in the horn. Well...unless you're a Zangoose.

Silenrea wrote:*Giggles.*

Another would be Nidoran, the poison in the horn. Well...unless you're a Zangoose.

Mmm, Nidoran-stuffed Zangoose!

I'd have to go with Tangela because... well, look at it. It'd be like choking down a huge ball of worms or something. Eww.

Silenrea wrote:*Giggles.*

Another would be Nidoran, the poison in the horn. Well...unless you're a Zangoose.

Pass the Nidoran, please. ^ ^
And while I may not be poisoned by the Muk.... *shivers* Blah, look at that thing... *shudders*

*Gives Marl a Nodoran.*

I agree about Muk.

I think Kingler and Krabby would be bad. Those claws could actually get a good grip on anything once in.

yeah i shudder to think how much damage they could do

I say (in most cases) pretty much any rock, steel, poison, and ghost types. But that's just being really broad.

Muk are made of raw sewage, aren't they?
Would swallowing them count as scat?

...
I think I'm going to be sick!