Re: Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole

Galen · by Galen on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:17 am

Magetorment wrote:As we’ve seen in other threads there are certain Pokemon that we’d eat at the drop of a hat. (Looking at you eevee) Some Pokemon are so popular they might just go extinct from over eating. However how many Pokemon are out there that are at no risk for being vored? Are there any Pokemon that, be it by their spiky bodies, indigestible parts, or just overall nastiness, that you would just never eat?

For example, muk and grimer. Being slime Pokemon they would be incredibly easy to eat, but think of the taste man. Uber yuck, not to mention they can’t be healthy. Then there’s Pokemon like Corsila, who is a; spiky and b; a rock. Swallowing one of those would probably hurt like hell, then either digesting it or getting back out would be equally if not more unpleasant.

So what other Pokemon do you think should not be ingested orally?

Muk and Grimer are actually fair game... for plant types. Venusaur for example. Just absorb it through the plant on it's back. They'd probably be one of the few who'd process it and clean it of it's taint, using it for nutrients. Reverse blob vore. razz

Corsila is yet still edible, but... it's probably run the course of hard vore, and a snack for Sharpedo and Carvanha. Crack open the shell to get to the soft meaty innards. >.<

~Rougia

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:10 am

Actually Rou, Corsola is made of coral. Purely rock. Personally, Id like to see someone try to eat Arceus, Dialga, Steelix, Scyther, and Wailord. Arceus has that hula hoop thingy.

Dialga is a huge thing and weighs more than any other pokemon. For Steelix, I don't think those steel spines that spin are gonna be healthy. Scyther cause I don't think eating it with those arms is gonna be safe. And can you picture ANYONE eating Wailord? Its harmless as far as body parts go. But that size?

Charem · by Charem on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:26 pm

Has anybody ever tried eating a pine cone when they were a kid? XD I have, and they're absolutely disgusting. Which is why I nominate Pineco

for this list! X3
Not to mention Forretress

, for that matter.

Houndoomed · by Houndoomed on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:35 pm

Well... I find the concept of eating any sort of bug questionable. So, I would be pretty hesitant about eating any bug types.

Honestly, it's really something of a phobia. I just dislike bugs...

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:36 pm

It isnt just because you as a dark type are partly weak to them?

Houndoomed · by Houndoomed on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:41 pm

Mm, no. IRL, I really have a fear of insects/spiders/etc. So... I find them uncomfortable, to put things mildly.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:44 pm

Then why do you have a spinarak on your head?

Magetorment · by Magetorment on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:45 pm

So Houndoom is afraid of bugs eh? Good to know.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:55 pm

I think he is also afraid of insane octopi whom will latch onto his face and act like their trying to eat his brains.

Houndoomed · by Houndoomed on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:56 pm

... Well, that can't be good. For me. >.> Nope. Not at all.

Hurray for redundancy!

It also probably wouldn't be too smart to eat anything poison typed. Unless you happen to be a Snorlax or Zangoose.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:57 pm

Or a steel type.

Magetorment · by Magetorment on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:58 pm

Well duh Phoenix, everyone fears me, that's an axiom. Also You're right Houndoomed, eating poison types porbably isn't the best of ideas. Unless the poison type is a spouse and you want a murder/suicide. Wow, that was a bit dark wasn't it?

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:01 pm

I think eating a pokemon named Mage wouldnt be healthy either. Who knows what kinda horrible things might happen. They might even posses you and make you stupid.

Charem · by Charem on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:03 pm

Magetorment wrote:Well duh Phoenix, everyone fears me, that's an axiom. Also You're right Houndoomed, eating poison types porbably isn't the best of ideas. Unless the poison type is a spouse and you want a murder/suicide. Wow, that was a bit dark wasn't it?

Ouch. X.x A little TOO dark, imo.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:05 pm

If you wanted to comit a unique type of suicide, just grab the tail of a Ninetales and see what your cursed with for the next thousand years.

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:28 pm

Hmm... I think that Poison types could probably be eaten by other Poison/part poison types (i.e. as mentioned above, Grimer/Muk, being eaten by a Venusaur.) I think that Fire types could be eaten by fire pokemon, or just about any pokemon that could learn Flamethrower. Same goes for electric being eaten by electric/ground. I can't think of any pokemon that could eat a Rock/steel pokemon unharmed(except of course Gulpin/Swalot, as they can eat and digest anything. razz

)

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:30 pm

Ditto and Grimer/Muk for the rock/steel. But only cause they have no solid form.

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:35 pm

Good point, although it might limit Ditto's ability to transform for a couple of days, and I suppose Wailord would be able to handle most other pokemon, even if they did take a while to digest.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:39 pm

Indeed. Except for Steelix/Dialga. Both are too large for steel types, to be eaten.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:43 pm

I disagree with the wailord comment basically because my fursona swallowed one while my fursona was in mew form. Gotta love stretchy stomachs.

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:44 pm

I think Steelix might be able to fit once the stomach muscles forced it to curl up, but yeah, I don't think that Dialga would fit. Oh, and I forgot to mention earlier, but only other ghost pokemon would be able to eat ghost pokemon for obvious reasons razz

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:53 pm

Perhaps. But its hard to tel because of those spikes.And actually, normal pokemon should be able to eat ghosts since they cant effect each other.

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:20 pm

I think that they're ineffective because normal types go throgh ghost and vice-versa, so, they'd most likely just float out, but come to think of it Psychics would probably be able to use their powers to keep them in their stomachs. Atlhough thinking about Normal and psychic types that brings up a couple of other "impossible preys"

Porygon family: They could enter cyberspace and be able to return outside of the stomach.

any pokemon that can learn teleport: self explanitory.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:22 pm

Imagine keeping the likes of a ditto in there. They can just slip through your entire system without a problem.

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:24 pm

heh, true, yay for blobs, which also means that Grimer/ Muk, still wouldn't be able to be contained

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:27 pm

Nor would an octillery. Though I still wonder how a fish can evolve to an octopus.

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:44 pm

heh, I'm not sure, it always has seemed like weird evolution, but not much more weird then Magikarp/Gyrados.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:45 pm

*pokes you with a fire stone* Lets see if ditto evolves!

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:50 pm

*randomly transforms into a jumble of pokemon that need fire stones to evolve, having the tail of a Flareon, The head of an Arcanine, and the body and legs of a Ninetales* *professor Oak randomly appears* "This is why trainers don't evolve Dittos." razz

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:55 pm

*sends you to vore Prof. Oak, and his grandson*

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:57 pm

*happily vores the two of them leaving the mutated ditto with a large, gurgling belly*

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:58 pm

I now send you out to go vore as many different humans as you can!

Komaru · by Komaru on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:05 pm

*eats about 5 humans before needing to take a break for a while, not being aable to move with such a distended belly, seeming to have kept some Ditto-like traits.*

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:07 pm

Hehe. To get back on topic. Voltorb would be like its evolution in regards to eating. Unhealthy should it explode.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:08 pm

I can actually see the cartoonish expanding of the poor pokemon as the voltorb explodes inside of them.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:10 pm

Or Maskesque one. Remember how The Mask, in the first film ate Dynamite to prevent it going off and such, and then, belched out flames and smoke.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:26 pm

Yeah I remember watching that...didn't like it due to it being a human doing the eating i'm picky when it comes to stuff like that.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:27 pm

Was still funny. Another pokemon you might not want to eat whole is the RD one.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:57 pm

*blinks* you mean me *giggles*

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:04 pm

Indeed. Your shifting would make ye a rather troublesome meal to get whole.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:21 pm

good point heehee

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:23 pm

Be a good shape shifting pokemon though, and go gorge yourself on trainers.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:28 pm

I wouldn't want to kill them though it's more fun to turn them into pokemon and have them enjoy the joys of vore.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:29 pm

Not even the ones wearing this symbol? *points to the crimson R on his right side*

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:31 pm

well I would like to turn them into pokemon then make them into vore slaves LOL.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:33 pm

Team Rocket might also try to capture and experiment on you.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:36 pm

However if they were pokemon as well they might get confused and experiment on their own members heeheehee.

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:39 pm

They do that anyways. Their insurance rates are insane because of this.

Scorch · by Scorch on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:39 pm

*bursts out laughing* you want me to vore and cock vore them?

Phoenix Ninetales · by Phoenix Ninetales on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:41 pm

Glad to see someone likes my humor. And yes, along with any other vore ye like.