Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole

As we’ve seen in other threads there are certain Pokemon that we’d eat at the drop of a hat. (Looking at you eevee) Some Pokemon are so popular they might just go extinct from over eating. However how many Pokemon are out there that are at no risk for being vored? Are there any Pokemon that, be it by their spiky bodies, indigestible parts, or just overall nastiness, that you would just never eat?

For example, muk and grimer. Being slime Pokemon they would be incredibly easy to eat, but think of the taste man. Uber yuck, not to mention they can’t be healthy. Then there’s Pokemon like Corsila, who is a; spiky and b; a rock. Swallowing one of those would probably hurt like hell, then either digesting it or getting back out would be equally if not more unpleasant.

So what other Pokemon do you think should not be ingested orally?

pineco and foretress are pretty spiny and hard, so that wouldnt be fun. wailord, just cuz he's so gigantically huge, i dont think anyone could eat him. cyndaquil, charmander, ponyta and their evolutions, for gods sake! they're on fire! and paras and parasect, you shouldnt go around eating mushrooms you dont know.

Electrode. I win.

Surreal Serenity wrote:Electrode. I win.

ouch. definitely. hurts just thinking about it.

Surreal Serenity wrote:Electrode. I win.

lol YES! That would actually be hilarious to see, especially if the pred had a streachy body.

Well, to be accurate, a Pokemon such as Cyndaquil, Quilava, or Typhlosion has fire vents. They're not always on fire, and if the pred's system isn't sensitive, they could easily be eaten, anyways. Just my two cents.

Jigglyjam.

Take one Electrode and tempt your Jigglypuff into eating it.
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magmar and family, i think i read somewhere that they are always like 1000 degrees or something.

Slowbro and Slowking, with their spiky Shellder attachments. Mind you, Slowpoke might not even notice if you ate it.

Well, I'm not pred but I do have a few alts here's some Pokemon they'd NEVER try to eat: Groudon, Rampardos, Bastiodon, All Nidos, Slowking/Slowbro, Omastar, Kabutops, Skarmory, Tyranitar, Aggron, Torterra, Garchomp, Rypherior, Dialga, Giratina, Arceus

Any poison type, any steel type other than Lucario (which isn't very... y'know, metallic), any bug type, any rock type, err... Houndoom, as the horns would probably hurt going down (but you can go ahead and eat me anyway )

I think you can get away with houndoom if you ate him head first :3 Like how snakes can eat stuff like gazelle which also have horns :3

Or you could, you know, just file them off.

jynx. 'spit that out! you dont know where its been!' comes to mind.

lol

One thing you should never attempt eating, is Onyx, Geodude & Graveler... They are huge, and even so, they are made entierly of rock, thus not very tasty, nor nutritional, not to mention they will get you one hell of an ingestion problem...

Well, you said everyone would be quick to gulp an Eevee... and I suppose the same would probably be true of Vaporeon, Glaceon, Leafeon, Espeon, and Umbreon...

...but Flareon is essentially a living fireball. I don't think many would have much fun trying gulp down hot burning death. Jolteon is in a similar boat, being himself composed almost purely of electricity. It'd be like biting into a power line. <.<;;

magnemites wouldnt be good either, being made of metal and all. that goes for most steel types.sandslash is pretty spiky too, and can curl up into a ball of spikes.
cubone and marowak would give you a stomach ache, with all that extra bone.

lucario too i mean he has spikes on his paw and chest.

well gasly haunter and genar are impossible to eat there ghosts for gods sake they will jsut fly out yuor body.

well guess motress and zapdoss are already discused here pretty oblivios.

Technically anything OTHER than a fighting or normal type would be a bad idea.

You can still eat flareon and jolteon. Flareon may look like fire just its still just fur and same with jolteon who's fur is just spiked. XD Anything that has spines (like the nido's and sandslash) can also still be eaten if they are eaten against the spines and thus preventing the pred from sticking himself.

Still you shouldn't eat any pokemon make out of rock or steel, they can't be good for you. Things that have manes or things on fire should only be eaten by those that don't have a sensitive throat. Liike a charizard can eat a ponyta because charizard already can breath fire hot enough to melt boulders...I don't think a flaming horse tail is going to bother it much XD

Blastoise would be a hard one to eat, not only is it large but it has that shell armed with cannons...not my definition of a meal. I would also say avoid things like gloom...something that looks and smells that bad can't be good for anybody. Slowking and slowbro can still be eaten....but only if their shellder attachments are removed first. Ghost pokemon are just incapable of being eaten...their ghosts and as mentioned earlier...unless your doing some sort of soul vore it just won't work.

While I'm on a roll lets just say electrode, voltorb, kingler and krabby should alsos be avoided.

I think electric types would be ok if you were ground type.

Ya know what, I'll just stick with the baby pokemon. And like was stated earlier, fighting and normal type.

Aerodactyl wrote:---*stuff that suggests pokemon can be eaten but are still really dangerous*---

Pokemon are just fucking dangerous. Things with spike can impale you after they're in the stomach and surrounded by stabbable flesh. Unless you are a fire type too, Flareon is going to roast you from the inside out and then snack on your now delicious haggis. It's much simpler to just assume that everything can digest anything else, because pokemon never made sense as it was.

Surreal Serenity wrote:Pokemon are just fucking dangerous. Things with spike can impale you after they're in the stomach and surrounded by stabbable flesh. Unless you are a fire type too, Flareon is going to roast you from the inside out and then snack on your now delicious haggis. It's much simpler to just assume that everything can digest anything else, because pokemon never made sense as it was.

What about Zigzagoon? I love that thing, but it seem altogether harmless to one's insides. XD

Magetorment wrote:As we’ve seen in other threads there are certain Pokemon that we’d eat at the drop of a hat. (Looking at you eevee) Some Pokemon are so popular they might just go extinct from over eating. However how many Pokemon are out there that are at no risk for being vored? Are there any Pokemon that, be it by their spiky bodies, indigestible parts, or just overall nastiness, that you would just never eat?

For example, muk and grimer. Being slime Pokemon they would be incredibly easy to eat, but think of the taste man. Uber yuck, not to mention they can’t be healthy. Then there’s Pokemon like Corsila, who is a; spiky and b; a rock. Swallowing one of those would probably hurt like hell, then either digesting it or getting back out would be equally if not more unpleasant.

So what other Pokemon do you think should not be ingested orally?

Muk and Grimer are actually fair game... for plant types. Venusaur for example. Just absorb it through the plant on it's back. They'd probably be one of the few who'd process it and clean it of it's taint, using it for nutrients. Reverse blob vore.

Corsila is yet still edible, but... it's probably run the course of hard vore, and a snack for Sharpedo and Carvanha. Crack open the shell to get to the soft meaty innards. >.<

~Rougia

Actually Rou, Corsola is made of coral. Purely rock. Personally, Id like to see someone try to eat Arceus, Dialga, Steelix, Scyther, and Wailord. Arceus has that hula hoop thingy.

Dialga is a huge thing and weighs more than any other pokemon. For Steelix, I don't think those steel spines that spin are gonna be healthy. Scyther cause I don't think eating it with those arms is gonna be safe. And can you picture ANYONE eating Wailord? Its harmless as far as body parts go. But that size?

Has anybody ever tried eating a pine cone when they were a kid? XD I have, and they're absolutely disgusting. Which is why I nominate Pineco for this list! X3
Not to mention Forretress, for that matter.

Well... I find the concept of eating any sort of bug questionable. So, I would be pretty hesitant about eating any bug types.

Honestly, it's really something of a phobia. I just dislike bugs...

It isnt just because you as a dark type are partly weak to them?

Mm, no. IRL, I really have a fear of insects/spiders/etc. So... I find them uncomfortable, to put things mildly.

Then why do you have a spinarak on your head?

So Houndoom is afraid of bugs eh? Good to know.

I think he is also afraid of insane octopi whom will latch onto his face and act like their trying to eat his brains.

... Well, that can't be good. For me. >.> Nope. Not at all.

Hurray for redundancy!

It also probably wouldn't be too smart to eat anything poison typed. Unless you happen to be a Snorlax or Zangoose.

Or a steel type.

Well duh Phoenix, everyone fears me, that's an axiom. Also You're right Houndoomed, eating poison types porbably isn't the best of ideas. Unless the poison type is a spouse and you want a murder/suicide. Wow, that was a bit dark wasn't it?

I think eating a pokemon named Mage wouldnt be healthy either. Who knows what kinda horrible things might happen. They might even posses you and make you stupid.

Magetorment wrote:Well duh Phoenix, everyone fears me, that's an axiom. Also You're right Houndoomed, eating poison types porbably isn't the best of ideas. Unless the poison type is a spouse and you want a murder/suicide. Wow, that was a bit dark wasn't it?

Ouch. X.x A little TOO dark, imo.

If you wanted to comit a unique type of suicide, just grab the tail of a Ninetales and see what your cursed with for the next thousand years.

Hmm... I think that Poison types could probably be eaten by other Poison/part poison types (i.e. as mentioned above, Grimer/Muk, being eaten by a Venusaur.) I think that Fire types could be eaten by fire pokemon, or just about any pokemon that could learn Flamethrower. Same goes for electric being eaten by electric/ground. I can't think of any pokemon that could eat a Rock/steel pokemon unharmed(except of course Gulpin/Swalot, as they can eat and digest anything. )

Ditto and Grimer/Muk for the rock/steel. But only cause they have no solid form.

Good point, although it might limit Ditto's ability to transform for a couple of days, and I suppose Wailord would be able to handle most other pokemon, even if they did take a while to digest.

Indeed. Except for Steelix/Dialga. Both are too large for steel types, to be eaten.

I disagree with the wailord comment basically because my fursona swallowed one while my fursona was in mew form. Gotta love stretchy stomachs.

I think Steelix might be able to fit once the stomach muscles forced it to curl up, but yeah, I don't think that Dialga would fit. Oh, and I forgot to mention earlier, but only other ghost pokemon would be able to eat ghost pokemon for obvious reasons

Perhaps. But its hard to tel because of those spikes.And actually, normal pokemon should be able to eat ghosts since they cant effect each other.

I think that they're ineffective because normal types go throgh ghost and vice-versa, so, they'd most likely just float out, but come to think of it Psychics would probably be able to use their powers to keep them in their stomachs. Atlhough thinking about Normal and psychic types that brings up a couple of other "impossible preys"

Porygon family: They could enter cyberspace and be able to return outside of the stomach.

any pokemon that can learn teleport: self explanitory.

Imagine keeping the likes of a ditto in there. They can just slip through your entire system without a problem.

heh, true, yay for blobs, which also means that Grimer/ Muk, still wouldn't be able to be contained