Re: 1000 ways to unlock Lucario in Pokemon Red

[Latios]

((yes you are ^^))
step 127: regardless of your choice for #126, you now have to watch and analyze the movements of the clouds, to decipher the location of the flying wailord.

[dog in da grass]

Step 128: you must find an airship and take off after the flying Wailord.

[Magetorment]

Step 129: If you have already unlocked Skitty (See 50 steps to unlock Skitty) Then you can give it to the wailord and skip to step 150. If not have one of your pokemon use attract so that the flying Wailord will get a stiffy.

[Pachi]

Step 130: Now comes the hard part. You must have a female Pachirisu give the Wailord a pawjob. (( See 5,000 steps to unlocking a female Pachirisu. ))

[Silenrea]

Step 131: Shove the Pachirisu into the Wailord's cock and ensure that it goes nice and deep...all the way. Make sure she is lodged inside really deep. You need the Wailord to NOT shoot out the Pachirisu when it climaxes or you have to go back 10 steps.

[Pachi]

Step 132: After the Wailord climaxes, remove the Pachirisu from the Wailord's cock and let her anal vore you. If she climaxes while anal voring you, skip the next 10 steps, but if she says anything, go back to step 1.

[Silenrea]

(( Pachi? I said all the way. That means to the testicles. You think it would stay in if it was in the cock? ))

Step 132a: Alternatively, you can leave the Pachirisu inside and travel inside the Wailord through the open maw, which opened in pleasure, to get to the stomach, where a semi-required item is located. You only have ten minutes to find it. This item is not a vital one, unless you wish to be able to have easier tasks later. The item is a Ruby Ring.

[Spice]

Step 133: After obtaining the Ruby Ring, head to the beach.

:3

[Silenrea]

Step 134: Use the Ruby Ring, a random water Pokemon will come to you. You need one capable of learning Surf. This process is similar to fishing, but the Pokemon show up as level 60, so be prepared. You do not need to capture it if the right type comes along, merely beat it.

[Latios]

Step 135: after defeating the surfing pokemon, your own pokemon will all know surf, no matter what the type, and so you are able to surf down to cinnibar island, but first you have to defeat the villainous pikachu

[Silenrea]

Step 136: To locate the Pikachu you seek, you have to use the Super Rod in the water, while still surfing, to catch another Pokemon. You need a Seaking, once you hook it...defeat it and it will retreat, follow it.

[Latios]

Step 137: and it will lead you towards the seafoam islands where Articuno lives and he wil tell you to go to mount coronet.

[Silenrea]

Step 138: You must recall your surfing Pokemon then fly towards Mount Coronet. But there will be one difference, you will encounter wild Pokemon as you fly there, at least six battles.

[Latios]

Step 139: IF you manage to defeat these six or more battles, you will reach Mt coronet and meat Dialga, who will instantly test yoiur power ina battle.

[Silenrea]

Step 140: Umm...win. But you have to do it in 3 turns.

[Latios]

Step 141: if you are able to do such a feat, he will istantly allow you passage into the torn world, which will allow you to meat with Giratina.

[Silenrea]

Step 142: When you meet with Giratina, you have a small scene of conversation, of which seems to imply that he needs to eat you to get to the Pikachu to defeat. Regardless of which option you choose, Accept or Reject the over, he will eat you.

[Latios]

step 143: however if you accept the offer, unbeknownst to the legendary, you will go right through his digestive system and pass through reletivly unharmed. when giratina discovers you he smiles and grants youa wish.

[Silenrea]

Step 144: The options of the wishes include the following.

"I wish for vital information."
"I wish for a precious item."
"I wish for a Pokemon."
"I wish to have you..."

The first one will get you information to jump to step 203.
The second one will take you to step 150. (Here's hoping someone remembers.)
The third will simply get you a Luvdisc.
The fourth one is a unique choice, but a fun effect. Giratina will eat you, and then merge you with him in some way. From now on you control Giratina, but can shift to normal as well. You will gain an item called G-Orb to allow you to switch between them. For now, remain as a Giratina...as he will help you with advice.

[Latios]

step 145: Giratina will bring you to this secret place hidden deep within the johto region's silver mountain, where you will find a silver chain that will help you capture a steel type of your choice.

[Silenrea]

Step 146: Use the chain to summon a Jirachi and then it will also give you the capture choice through it. You will get a wish.

[Latios]

step 146: use this wish to eliminate your rival utterly, giving you more time to spend on doing something productive.

[Silenrea]

Step 147: This is, of course, after the funeral. But it seems your rival left you a gift. Return to your home town using Fly to get it.

[Latios]

step 148: after flying to your hometown, you get the swift hammer, allowing you to punch past those annoying rocks on the ocean and on paths, allowing you to access more of kanto and johto.

[Silenrea]

Step 149: This also helps you find your way to the Pikachu you need to eliminate. Gather some items from your mother and then head on your way.

[Latios]

step 150: these items will be, a back pack (for extra stuffz) a master ball and a whip. you set out towards the northern part of johtoh only to realise that the pikachu you are after is south, so you have to go there.

[Silenrea]

Step 151: Use the Swift Hammer to smash your way through and you will soon locate a cave. Enter it.

[Latios]

step 152: once you enter the cave, be sure to use one of your pokemon to use flash, otherwise the pikachu will take you by surprise.

[Silenrea]

Step 153: Go as deep into the cave as you can. A scene will follow before you can confront the Pikachu.

[Latios]

step 154: once you find the pikachu, use the whip in an indiana jones style and slice that pikachu up, killing him.

[Silenrea]

(( 136? Did you even aim when typing? o.o ))

Step 155: Use a Revive on the Pikachu. It will no longer be an evil Pikachu, and this will help you with the next few steps.

[Latios]

((I have no clue what your talking about >. .>))

step 156: The pikachu, which you have just revived, will follow you, much like ash's pikachu in pokemon yellow, only he will be awesomemer, and thus you can now go and take over the viridian gym temporarily, but you shouldn't yet.

[Silenrea]

(( Suuuure. *Points to the edited count on the post.* X3 ))

Step 157: Instead, go to Saffron City and go into the Safari Zone. Your Pikachu will manage to slip in with you.

[Latios]

((yeah.. I needed to edit it twice to get it right >. .>))

step 158: Using your pikachu, you can locate many wild pokemon, but the one you want to find is a wild kangeshkan. once you do, catch it immediatly and nickname it "JIMJOEBOB the THIRD"

[Silenrea]

(( *Hugs.* ))

Step 159: Once you leave, now comes the part where you need to raise your Kangaskhan to a very high level, around 70~100 is great. You can always use the process to get 50 Rare Candies (See 30 steps to getting easy candy) or level it normally.

[Latios]

step 160: once level, you have ti challenge the elite four with only your Kangeshkan and Pikachu, and you must defeat it.

[Silenrea]

Step 161: This is easy if you used the right TM's. After doing so, before you can reach the Hall of Champions, Team Rocket will blast through and demand where the hell you have been, they thought you signed up to join them. Defeat them next and steal their big mechanical drill.

[Latios]

step 162: after stealing their huge mecha drill you can drill downwards towards the core where groudon lives.

[Silenrea]

Step 163: There is a PC inside the drill (Smart move by Team Rocket for once), make sure to get a party together to help defeat Groudon. However, for this battle you will be the 7th Pokemon in your team but only if everyone else is knocked out. Approach Groudon while in your Giratina form...start the battle.

[Latios]

step 164: You have to win using this combination of sending out pokemon, assuming Groudon defeats them=> Kangeshkan, pikachu, Charizard, marshtomp, Leafeon, glaceon, you.

[dog in da grass]

Step 165: If you manage to lose you must let the Groundon eat you. If you win crawl down its throat.

(Note if you lose this fight, step 397 will be nearly impossible)

[Latios]

Step 166: Once within the groudon, you must take the sapphire stone in his body and break it, making groudon disapear forever and leaviing you in celestic town as your human self

[Silenrea]

Step 167: Enter the house you are nearest. There is someone to meet, an old man.

[dog in da grass]

Step 168: shove as much of the old man's stuff as you can down your pants then make a run for it.

[Latios]

step 169:As you take all of this stuff, you have to make sure your not caught by anyone as you dash away.

[Silenrea]

Step 170: Change back to Giratina form to trap the man somewhere inside you...tis is random.

[Latios]

Step 171: once you do so, interogate him for the locations of the mystic dogs, Suicune, entei and raikou

[Silenrea]

Step 172: After you have the information, you can choose to let him out.

[Latios]

Step 173: If yo udo or not, that matters not, but first you have to go after suicune, which is an easy task since he's nearby.

[dog in da grass]

174: If you the old man out you will have to listen to his rant on respecting your elders before meeting suicun.