Re: 1000 ways to unlock Lucario in Pokemon Red

[RyuKage]

Step 26: Poo out the ball.

[dog in da grass]

Step 27: Clean it off

[Latios]

step 28: put the ball on your belt.

[RyuKage]

Step 29: Put it right next to the ball Eevee is in

[dog in da grass]

Step 30: Let Eevee out

[RyuKage]

Step 31: Use a Fire Stone on Eevee

[Latios]

Step 32: place the flareon in your pants. X3

[dog in da grass]

Step 33: make the flareon pissed!

[RyuKage]

Step 34: Piss on the Flareon.

[dog in da grass]

Step 35: let the flareon give you 5th degree crotch burns

[RyuKage]

36: Go to Nurse Joy and say you need plastic surgery on your crotch.

[Latios]

Step 37: stop yourself from gigglign as she gives you crotch surgery

[RyuKage]

Step 38: Say to nurse Joy you have an unexpected discharge in your penis

[dog in da grass]

Step 39: Discharge your penis lazor

[RyuKage]

Step 40: Watch as Nurse Joy swallows your lazor beem!!

[Latios]

Step 41: blush as your penis growslarger due to the swallowing lazer discharge 0.0

[RyuKage]

Step 42: Look as Nurse Joy isn't stopping

[dog in da grass]

Step 43: atempt to get away from Peniszilla... but its attatched to you

[RyuKage]

Step 44: Stay and enjoy the pleasure!

[dog in da grass]

Step 45: Try and stop nurse Joy from eating your penis lazor witch has caused her to grow 19 times her origional size

[RyuKage]

Step 46: Make Charizard eat her!!

[Latios]

step 47: then eat charizard... again...

[dog in da grass]

step 48: get your gialt belly and penis out the door

[RyuKage]

Step 49: Zip up your pants

[dog in da grass]

step 50: Run around screaming I gots a charzard in mah belleh that ate a huge nurse Joy

[RyuKage]

Step 51: Stop screaminng and go cry to your mommy

[Latios]

step 52: let your mommy console you you poor child

[RyuKage]

Step 53: Give your mummy the flareon

[Latios]

step 54: let your flareon devour your mommy for good

[HungerStruck]

Step 55: get your mommy to reform and do the previos step again. Repeat until you get bored

[Draca]

Step 56: After you become bored out of your mind, have your mom eat the Flareon, then summon a Garydos from your ass and have him eat both your mother and your Flareon.

[HungerStruck]

Step 57: Get Rayquaza to abuse Garydos in some appaling way while you hide behind a tree

[PikachuX]

Step 58: Cut the Tree down and Make a Fire.

[Latios]

Step 59: Pee on said fire

[HungerStruck]

Step 60: light another fire with remaining pee ( )

[PikachuX]

61: Leave the fire and look for a Eevee.

[HungerStruck]

Step 62: Feed the Eevee to another Eevee

[dog in da grass]

Step 63: feed the Eevee a thunderstone.

[Magetorment]

Step 64: Sneak up on Lt. Surge and use Eevee/Jolteon as a surprise suppository.

[dog in da grass]

Step 65: Pull the second Jolteon out of the First Jolteon and have them both use Double team.

[Samui]

Step 66: Have the doubles make love with each other.

[Magetorment]

Now this is where things get a little tricky.
Step 67: Have the doubles blow their load in Lt.Surge's face. This is a little hard because he's not going to hold still and let them. Now, he's going to try and kill you after you do this so try not to die or you'll have to start all over again.

Protip: You can use empty pokeballs to trip him so be sure to stock up on them.

[dog in da grass]

Step 68 While Surge is trying to kill you, you must steel his hair jell, THIS IS VERY ESSENTIAL!!!

[Draca]

Step 69: Flee the gym, leaving behind the doomed pokemon and begin to rub the first person you see with the hair gel.

NOTE: If you are playing Pokemon yellow, that person must be the officer Jenny that later gives you the squirtle.

[Magetorment]

Step 70: Get rid of the ocean. This one may be a little bit of a challenge.

[dog in da grass]

Step 71: Run across it to Hoen.

[Magetorment]

Step 72: Sink Hoen into the ocean.
This is a little tricky since you need the ocean gone for step 75.

Protip: The best way to accomplish this is to first unlock Palkia first and use him to drop Hoen onto an alternate universe Hoen and sink them both into the ocean.

[dog in da grass]

Step 73: Visit littleroot toun.

[HungerStruck]

Step 74: Ask the first person you see if you can poke them and their pokemon. Keep poking until one of them faints.

Protip: If they say no, drop a Snorlax on them and prod that instead. This will allow you to skip a few steps, but ONLY IF THEY SAY NO!

[Magetorment]

Step 75: Go back to the ocean floor, find a Gyrados and make it give you a handjob. If you put the ocean back to accomplish step 73 then this will be hard since it won't be dried out and weak.