Re: The 1up game

[dog in da grass]

Lucarios are always so full of tasty darkness and flesh that is totally pwnfull when you feed them small, fuzzy, cute, woodland creatures that are actually possessed by demons, you run through the woods screaming bloody murder which wakes up an angry charizard, so you hide behind you lucario but he gets eaten and you cry out in rage and then proceed to attack the charizard with all your might, demanding he spit up your precious lucario but the charizard tries to eat you too and you let him, preferring to join your lucario seeing as you can't save him, as you enter the stomach your Lucario asks why but hugs you and snuggles and cuddles and you both dissolve in the belly happy together, never to be separated again but just before you both perish mew decides to have mercy on your souls, reforming both of you as sexy lucario again, only you are differently coloured and have green eyes, white fur where the black should be and black fur where the blue should be, so you instantly embrace your Lucario close, quite happy about being there with him and enjoying the warmth of his embrace when he then asks you, in a soft and caring tone, "why do you hang out with me?" you look at him softly and reply, "Because I like you...maybe love..." he responds.. Calmly. He slowly holds out his spiked paw and places it upon your heart, a small grin upon his face and speaks out softly, "So this is finally voicing itself." it is almost like he knew, but was waiting. He quickly made you blush as he felt your heart. "how long have you known?" you asked, he simply smiles and then whispers softly. "since the day we met.. .I had hoped you would come forward and say it eventually." he leans forward and swiftly plants a kiss on your face and licks your cheek making you blush deeply. You then hug him tight and kiss him back rather nervously. Then a Loudred appears, seemingly angry. You, without thinking, blast it with an Aura Sphere then it attacks your seemingly blissful scene making it spontaneously catch on fire in a blazing display. You shove it into the nearest body of water and it leaves. You then take out a taco of +123 awsometude from your bag, how you got it is a MYSTERY! You then grab your Lucario close and make sweet love to it before stealing its car keys and...

[Latios]

Lucarios are always so full of tasty darkness and flesh that is totally pwnfull when you feed them small, fuzzy, cute, woodland creatures that are actually possessed by demons, you run through the woods screaming bloody murder which wakes up an angry charizard, so you hide behind you lucario but he gets eaten and you cry out in rage and then proceed to attack the charizard with all your might, demanding he spit up your precious lucario but the charizard tries to eat you too and you let him, preferring to join your lucario seeing as you can't save him, as you enter the stomach your Lucario asks why but hugs you and snuggles and cuddles and you both dissolve in the belly happy together, never to be separated again but just before you both perish mew decides to have mercy on your souls, reforming both of you as sexy lucario again, only you are differently coloured and have green eyes, white fur where the black should be and black fur where the blue should be, so you instantly embrace your Lucario close, quite happy about being there with him and enjoying the warmth of his embrace when he then asks you, in a soft and caring tone, "why do you hang out with me?" you look at him softly and reply, "Because I like you...maybe love..." he responds.. Calmly. He slowly holds out his spiked paw and places it upon your heart, a small grin upon his face and speaks out softly, "So this is finally voicing itself." it is almost like he knew, but was waiting. He quickly made you blush as he felt your heart. "how long have you known?" you asked, he simply smiles and then whispers softly. "since the day we met.. .I had hoped you would come forward and say it eventually." he leans forward and swiftly plants a kiss on your face and licks your cheek making you blush deeply. You then hug him tight and kiss him back rather nervously. Then a Loudred appears, seemingly angry. You, without thinking, blast it with an Aura Sphere then it attacks your seemingly blissful scene making it spontaneously catch on fire in a blazing display. You shove it into the nearest body of water and it leaves. You then take out a taco of +123 awsometude from your bag, how you got it is a MYSTERY! You then grab your Lucario close and make sweet love to it before stealing its car keys and taking it for a joy ride along the town where...

[Sp 0-12 Zeta]

Lucarios are always so full of tasty darkness and flesh that is totally pwnfull when you feed them small, fuzzy, cute, woodland creatures that are actually possessed by demons, you run through the woods screaming bloody murder which wakes up an angry charizard, so you hide behind you lucario but he gets eaten and you cry out in rage and then proceed to attack the charizard with all your might, demanding he spit up your precious lucario but the charizard tries to eat you too and you let him, preferring to join your lucario seeing as you can't save him, as you enter the stomach your Lucario asks why but hugs you and snuggles and cuddles and you both dissolve in the belly happy together, never to be separated again but just before you both perish mew decides to have mercy on your souls, reforming both of you as sexy lucario again, only you are differently coloured and have green eyes, white fur where the black should be and black fur where the blue should be, so you instantly embrace your Lucario close, quite happy about being there with him and enjoying the warmth of his embrace when he then asks you, in a soft and caring tone, "why do you hang out with me?" you look at him softly and reply, "Because I like you...maybe love..." he responds.. Calmly. He slowly holds out his spiked paw and places it upon your heart, a small grin upon his face and speaks out softly, "So this is finally voicing itself." it is almost like he knew, but was waiting. He quickly made you blush as he felt your heart. "how long have you known?" you asked, he simply smiles and then whispers softly. "since the day we met.. .I had hoped you would come forward and say it eventually." he leans forward and swiftly plants a kiss on your face and licks your cheek making you blush deeply. You then hug him tight and kiss him back rather nervously. Then a Loudred appears, seemingly angry. You, without thinking, blast it with an Aura Sphere then it attacks your seemingly blissful scene making it spontaneously catch on fire in a blazing display. You shove it into the nearest body of water and it leaves. You then take out a taco of +123 awsometude from your bag, how you got it is a MYSTERY! You then grab your Lucario close and make sweet love to it before stealing its car keys and taking it for a joy ride along the town where Nurse Joy pulls up next to you and tells you that Officer Jenny is running the pokecenter now because...

[Latios]

Lucarios are always so full of tasty darkness and flesh that is totally pwnfull when you feed them small, fuzzy, cute, woodland creatures that are actually possessed by demons, you run through the woods screaming bloody murder which wakes up an angry charizard, so you hide behind you lucario but he gets eaten and you cry out in rage and then proceed to attack the charizard with all your might, demanding he spit up your precious lucario but the charizard tries to eat you too and you let him, preferring to join your lucario seeing as you can't save him, as you enter the stomach your Lucario asks why but hugs you and snuggles and cuddles and you both dissolve in the belly happy together, never to be separated again but just before you both perish mew decides to have mercy on your souls, reforming both of you as sexy lucario again, only you are differently coloured and have green eyes, white fur where the black should be and black fur where the blue should be, so you instantly embrace your Lucario close, quite happy about being there with him and enjoying the warmth of his embrace when he then asks you, in a soft and caring tone, "why do you hang out with me?" you look at him softly and reply, "Because I like you...maybe love..." he responds.. Calmly. He slowly holds out his spiked paw and places it upon your heart, a small grin upon his face and speaks out softly, "So this is finally voicing itself." it is almost like he knew, but was waiting. He quickly made you blush as he felt your heart. "how long have you known?" you asked, he simply smiles and then whispers softly. "since the day we met.. .I had hoped you would come forward and say it eventually." he leans forward and swiftly plants a kiss on your face and licks your cheek making you blush deeply. You then hug him tight and kiss him back rather nervously. Then a Loudred appears, seemingly angry. You, without thinking, blast it with an Aura Sphere then it attacks your seemingly blissful scene making it spontaneously catch on fire in a blazing display. You shove it into the nearest body of water and it leaves. You then take out a taco of +123 awsometude from your bag, how you got it is a MYSTERY! You then grab your Lucario close and make sweet love to it before stealing its car keys and taking it for a joy ride along the town where Nurse Joy pulls up next to you and tells you that Officer Jenny is running the pokecenter now because angry beedrill are trying to stab her in multiple places so ...